Truth: how old are you?
Dare: Get 5 people to join this site.
Truth: Do you know who I am?
Dare: Write Phil is pwange in your sig.
Truth: Do you wish someone with experience to mod this forum?
Dare: Advertise us in your SC sig.
Dare: Go and scream at the nearest person "I RULE!"
Dare: Do the chicken dance and take a picture of it.
Dare: Run into a wall.